online profiles gone bad…

How can you pique my interest, you haven’t written anything about yourself. Other than the bathroom shot of your upper torso, spiked hair and camera holding hand, all I can infer is that you work out and you purchase hair products. I already know you’re (may be) single never married, and never could have guessed from your love of Goodfellas and the Sopranos that you’re Italian. Looking for that special lady? Sorry that’s definitely not me.